Rodney was born 101 years ago today! 🎂 “When I was a kid, I knew I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor, he smacked my mother.” #101YearsofRodney | Rodney Dangerfield

351K views · 4.5K shares | “Everytime I set the alarm, my wife turns it off. She says what I earn, it don’t pay to get up.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook

“I tell ya, with my wife there’s always something. Like the other night, she said to me, ‘When’s the last time you thought about taking me out to dinner?’ I told her, ‘It was right after the last meal you cooked at home.’” | Rodney Dangerfield

1.6M views · 62K reactions | “In my neighborhood there’s always problems. On my block there’s a beautiful children’s zoo. Last week four kids escaped.” | Rodney Dangerfield | Facebook